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I was setting up my plans for this school year. One of the things my kids have to do is write a persuasive paragraph. Let's just say my kids this year struggled with writing anything. So this year I decided they needed to master the art of oral persuasion before they started writing. I was looking up nonsense and useless topics and I came across this hilarious website. It's called the Surrealism Server. I can't stop hitting F5 to refresh and come up with a new line. Here's the one that caught my eye:

Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion

at absolute zero.

That probably isn't very complementary. However, let's try this little gem:

Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter

when you speak.

I guess I really am an odd duck. Because I can't stop laughing. I will leave you with a final complement and can only hope you'll feel inspired:

Optical delusions still themselves when you pass by in convexing pomp and sacral trance

Now, don't you feel loved?